oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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