is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
These tits shall not be calmed
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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