Can Purell be used as lube?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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