I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
