I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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