Yo dont text me then not text me
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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