i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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