I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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