She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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