We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
