well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
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Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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