so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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