We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
