So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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