google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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