My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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