He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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