Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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