Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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