I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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