im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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