So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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