butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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