she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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