hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I am full of burrito and curiosity
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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