He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake