He is an equal opportunity slut.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?