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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You can't special order awesome

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.

  (518): View more from New York

  I am in love with you.

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  29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?

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• (530): View more from California

  I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Just make sure my intervention has a theme...

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• (714): View more from California

  The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!

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  21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.

  (705): View more from Ontario

  Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!

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• (631): View more from New York

  Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain

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