You work out of a Hotel?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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