My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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