I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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