It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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