So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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