What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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