What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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