So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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