guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Sext me about skeletons
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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