you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I just want nice things and good sex
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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