You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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