yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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