We won't sleep together?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Vodka?
Forever.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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