My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Do vagina's smell?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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