Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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