Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Still dying that you shit outside
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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