nut hugger
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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