he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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