That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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