gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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