He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
What happened to fro yo and sex?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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