i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I want to be your penis for a week.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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