is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Just invented taco cereal.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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