If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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