i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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