I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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