I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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