I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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