In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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